(from the whack a troll dept.)
Here’s an entry (spelling and formatting preserved) from my Guestbook. The author is rec.arts.marching.drumcorps‘ resident troll, Michael E. Schmidt. He often posts under an assumed name to promote himself (his writing style is easy to recognize).
Here are some classic Howdy (what he sometimes calls himself) usenet posts. Here are some more recent posts.
From my logs, it looks like the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody was looking for drum corps guestbooks to sign.
While reading this “gem”, keep in mind that he claims to have seven degrees from “accredited” institutions. Without further ado, here’s the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody’s entry:
Name: jason
Email: highcainthighenough@yahoo.com
Date: Tue Nov 23 19:03:25 2004
Homepage:
From:
Referred from: Just Surfed On In!
Comments:
Get high on God dudes.
Get high notes on your trumpet.
Listen to Schmidt the king of trumpet high notes.
KABOWZA
Dr. Michael E.Schmidt plays the world`s highest trumpet notes
Dr. Michael E.Schmidt has played the QUINT C , or four octaves ABOVE the C that is above the staff!!!
SHAZAM!!!
That is THREE octaves above the famed Super C or if you want to call it the Dubba C, that is three octaves above the famed Dubba C.
WOW!!!!
You gotta hear Dr. Michael E. Schmidt the legend of extreme high note trumpet playing live for yourself.
And the good Doc even answers his phone.
Dr. Schmidt is humble and he will help out anyone.
I have phoned Dr. Michael E. Schmidt for high note help many times.
Doc is very helpful so if high note trumpet playing is what you are looking for invite him to play in your church and hear Doc Schmidt the world`s most extreme trumpet high note player for yourself!!!
You can decide.
ZOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Michael E. Schmidt is the world`s most extreme trumpet player.If you want to play high notes on a trumpet you should contact Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the Lord Ministries in Athens, TN at:
423-XXX-XXXX.
Dr. Michael E. Schmidt is the loudest trumpet player in the world.
No trumpet player is as extreme as Dr. Michael E. Schmidt who is famous around the world for his extreme trumpet high notes.
Those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet can learn well from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt who is the king of high note trumpet playing.
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt is willing to teach anyone who wants to know how to play high notes on a trumpet, and those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet should learn from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the lord Ministries:
www.trumpetofthelord.com
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt has taught me how to play high notes on a trumpet.
Dr. Michael E. Schmidt`s new concert program features the highest notes that have ever been played on a trumpet. Michael`s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as Michael plays notes on a trumpet higher then they have ever been played or even attempted before. Michael is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range where it has never been before. This will be the first time that Michael has ever ministered before in public with his new dynamic range 9 minute long worship song called “Holy is the Lord”. With Michael`s new song {Holy is the Lord} you will see Michael play the Lord`s Horns with a new, exciting and refreshing level of worship like he has never done before. Michael worships and gives praise to the Lord Jesus Christ with seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights of {Holy is the Lord} include a special section where Michael plays small and large bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents to play many different brass instruments as he plays a baritone horn for the first time. For those of you who have been waiting to hear Michael play some of the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet, now is a chance to hear Michael play in the world`s most extreme trumpet range. To schedule Michael to minister to your church or civic event call: 423-XXX-XXXX.
Schedule popular Evangelist, Bible teacher and preacher Dr. Michael E. Schmidt for your next event and give your people a chance to hear the trumpet player famous around the world for playing the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet.
If you want to play high notes on a trumpet you should contact Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the Lord Ministries in Athens, TN at:
423-XXX-XXXX.
Those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet can learn well from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt who is the king of high note trumpet playing.
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt is willing to teach anyone who wants to know how to play high notes on a trumpet, and those wanting to learn how to play high notes on a trumpet should learn from Dr.Michael E.Schmidt of the Trumpet of the lord Ministries:
www.trumpetofthelord.com
Dr.Michael E. Schmidt has taught me how to play high notes on a trumpet.
Dr. Michael E. Schmidt`s new concert program features the highest notes that have ever been played on a trumpet. Michael`s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as Michael plays notes on a trumpet higher then they have ever been played or even attempted before. Michael is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range where it has never been before. This will be the first time that Michael has ever ministered before in public with his new dynamic range 9 minute long worship song called “Holy is the Lord”. With Michael`s new song {Holy is the Lord} you will see Michael play the Lord`s Horns with a new, exciting and refreshing level of worship like he has never done before. Michael worships and gives praise to the Lord Jesus Christ with seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights of {Holy is the Lord} include a special section where Michael plays small and large bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents to play many different brass instruments as he plays a baritone horn for the first time. For those of you who have been waiting to hear Michael play some of the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet, now is a chance to hear Michael play in the world`s most extreme trumpet range. To schedule Michael to minister to your church or civic event call: 423-XXX-XXXX.
Schedule popular Evangelist, Bible teacher and preacher Dr. Michael E. Schmidt for your next event and give your people a chance to hear the trumpet player famous around the world for playing the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet.
You can ee his website at:
www.trumpetofthelord.com
423XXXXXXX
trumpetofthelord@yahoo.com
Here he goes again (November 27, 2004). Note: “TJ Burk” == “Jason” == “Howdy Doody”:
Name: TJ Burk
Email: tjtuba@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Nov 27 14:17:52 2004
Homepage:
From:
Referred from: Dumb Luck
Comments:
Mikey Schmidt a.k.a. Dr. Michael E. Schmidt is the greatest high note trumpet player in the world James.
Mikey Schmidt can play notes on a trumpet or a bugle higher than any of you Blue Coater boyz ever could.
Is that why you are so blue hoo hoo
Mikey Schmidt is the king of the trumpet high notes
Mikey Schmidt is the loudest trumpet player in the world
TJ Burk
And again – this a “Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?” moment… (December 23, 2004)
Name: TJ Burk
Email: tjtuba@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Dec 23 09:55:06 2004
Homepage: ain’t got none dude
From: a big house
Referred from: Just Surfed On In!
Comments:
WANTED:
OUTLAW TRUMPET PLAYER
– Has Horn, will travel –
GUILTY of playing the highest and loudest notes on a trumpet in the world!
The OUTLAW is a WANTED man, sentenced to the death.
The OUTLAW is not a just man, and must pay for his crimes.
The OUTLAW must pay for his sins, and the penalty of sin is DEATH.
The OUTLAW’S iniquities, like the wind, have taken him away.
The OUTLAW is guilty, condemned to be punished forever with everlasting destruction, separated from all,and cast into the lake of fire into a Devil’s hell forever.
The Outlaw is CONVICTED and sentenced to a second death, and now he can not save himself.
The OUTLAW is an unclean thing, a sinner who fell short of God’s glory. The good deeds that the OUTLAW has done are filthy rags
The OUTLAW can not save himself. All his good works in ministering to hundreds of churches in 40 states cannot save him.
And yet again – does he really know my position on abortion? (January 25, 2005)
Name: abortion is murder see what they do not want you to see
Email: highcishighenough@hotmail.com
Date: Tue Jan 25 10:07:51 2005
Homepage:
From: james does not want you to see the truth he is a liberal
Referred from: Just Surfed On In!
Comments:
click here to see what the liberal baby killers do not want for you to see
abortion is murder
we must stop the killings of our babies
adults only please
http://www.mttu.com/abort-pics/index.html
Update: 26 January 2005
OK – I’ve decided to get rid of Mikey the Troll’s phone numbers. I feel no obligation to provide him with free advertising. If, by some chance, someone comes to this page because they are actually interested in booking this clown, they can find the contact information on his web site.
Here’s a bit of advice for Mikey the Troll. If you’re going to post claims all over the internet that you’re the greatest high note trumpet player in the world, you may want to put sound samples on your web site that are – oh I don’t know – actually good. It might also help if you learn the difference between .mp3 and .wmv files.
Update: 28 January 2005
Mikey the Troll seems to be under the assumption this is some sort of playground where he can freely post whatever he wants like a child scribbling on his bedroom walls. Well wrong! This is my web site – I pay for the bandwidth and I pay for the disk space – I make up the rules. I’m under NO obligation to provide Mikey the Troll a forum for his inane ramblings and self promotion.
I was willing to tolerate his postings, but it’s become clear Mikey the Troll suffers from some sort of personality disorder and I refuse to facilitate him in any way. So, unless he actually has something intelligent (or even interesting) to say, all future comments, guestbook entries, and emails will be treated as spam and delt with accordingly. Mikey the Troll – post your garbage on your own website, nobody here cares about you.
Update: 08 February 2005
Rev. Michael E. Schmidt removes all doubt he’s an objectively shitty person.
Update: 13 July 2007
Michael E. Schmidt, the spamming troll, gets the attention of the fine folks at Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
- 13 September 2006 – A moronic rant about about Andrea Yates
- 1 June 2007 – “The pro homosexual agenda has put the AMERICAN COWBOY under attack”
- 13 July 2007 – I do not care if all of the queers and pro aborts lie and claim that I can not play a trumpet well.
- 13 July 2007 – Continue to boycott the new one dollar coins “devil dollars”
Update: 05 October 2007
Michael E. Schmidt attempts to vandalize Wikipedia.
- March 22, 2013 – A vile troll runs his ignorant mouth
- May 19, 2016 – A vile troll misunderstands the big bang
Michael Schmidt is the greatest high note trumpet player in the world, James
I really don’t care, but I think the “greatest high note trumpet player in the world” would not need to troll the internet for attention.
A quick Google search shows that Marc Slavnich is likely a Michael E. Schmidt sock puppet.
The Trumpet outlaw can play notes on a trumpet higher than you can rlrr whoever you are.
The Trumpet Outlaw is the world’s greatest trumpet player.
The Trumpet Outlaw plays the quad C baby.
The Trumpet Outlaw is the world’s most extreme trumpet player.
The highest trumpet
The Trumpet Outlaw is the king of trumpet high notes.
Who plays the worlds highest notes on a trumpet?
The Trumpet Outlaw plays the world’s highest notes on a trumpet.
The Trumpet Outlaw’s concert program now features the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet. The Outlaw’s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as the Outlaw Mike plays notes on a trumpet higher and louder then they have ever been played or even attempted before. The Outlaw is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range while still producing a trumpet tone and style reminiscent of pre-WW2 when “trumpet playing was a lifestyle.”
The Outlaw Mike plays seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights include a special section where the Outlaw Mike plays both large and small bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents in playing many different brass instruments as the baritone, mellophone and a flugelhorn. Now is the time to hear Michael play in the world’s most extreme trumpet range.
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Evangelistic Preaching
Dr. Michael Schmidt was saved and baptized at the age of eleven when a retired postman named Curtis Hutson started a small Baptist church that grew into Georgia’s largest Sunday school shared the gospel with him. Michael soon was baptized by Dr. Hutson, and became a member of Forrest Hills Baptist Church.
Michael has since then remained a member of a local Bible believing church as Michael strongly believes that a para church ministry should serve through a strong local body of Christ.
After Dr. Hudson moved to Tennessee to become the editor of the Sword of the Lord (after Dr. John R. Rice went to be with the Lord ), Michael became a member of Moody Press Author Dale Crawshaw’s church in Lawrenceville, Ga. It was while a member of that church that Michael met Rev. Dickie Hill .While praying with Pastor Hill, Michael told him ” I have played the trumpet for the world, and the world does not satisfy”.
It was then that Michael accepted his call to preach and to play the trumpet for Jesus. Michael soon became a member of the Florida Bible College Brass Ensemble where he studied music under Hartlin Cruver ( who became well known for his popular little monkey puppet that would “help him play his trumpet”), and beloved Billy Graham Revival soloist Strett Shufelt. Michael also studied the Bible under well known youth ranch leader Dr. Mike Shaffer, and former dean of Tennessee Temple University Dr. Mark G. Cambron.
After graduating from Florida Bible College, Michael went on to study the Bible at Liberty University where he played lead solo trumpet in the Liberty University Marching Band, and also in the Old Time Gospel Hour Orchestra under the direction of Dr. David Randlet, and popular Southern Gospel singer Robbie Hiner.
The Trumpet Outlaw’s concert program now features the highest notes that have ever been played before on a trumpet. The Outlaw’s bizarre unconventional trumpet playing has the whole trumpet world in an uproar as the Outlaw Mike plays notes on a trumpet higher and louder then they have ever been played or even attempted before. The Outlaw is unafraid to bring the trumpet into an extreme range while still producing a trumpet tone and style reminiscent of pre-WW2 when “trumpet playing was a lifestyle.”
The Outlaw Mike plays seven different horns all in the same song. Highlights include a special section where the Outlaw Mike plays both large and small bore piccolo trumpets. Michael also shows his talents in playing many different brass instruments as the baritone, mellophone and a flugelhorn. Now is the time to hear Michael play in the world’s most extreme trumpet range.
Give your church or civic event a chance to hear the most extreme trumpet player on the planet.
Call 423-XXX-XXXX and reserve your date today.
Booking Information
Booking The Outlaw
Many churches who invite the OUTLAW to minister want to know “What will it cost?”
The Trumpet of the Lord is a great ministry because it focuses upon what it does well.
What the Trumpet of the Lord does well is focus upon ministering to churches in the eastern United States with powerful soul stirring life changing sermons that contain a clear gospel message, and first class professional musical concerts at a fraction of the cost of what most professional music ministries charge.
The Trumpet of the Lord charges a thousand dollars plus travel expences per concert.
The Trumpet of the Lord is a professional world class music ministry that your church or event can afford.
We try to be fair, firm and consistant in the price that we charge. We charge a very low fee so that all churches can afford to book us. We believe that there are no little places and we will work with you to offer first class professional music and evangelistic meetings at a fraction of the cost of other professional artists and speakers.
While some Christian music ministries charge up to ten thousand dollars a concert along with a long list of “tech rider” requirements, the Trumpet of the Lord will work for you with whatever set of circumstances you have in order to better serve both you and the Lord.
You might be wondering how can the Trumpet of the Lord afford to charge so much less than other artists. One of the reasons that the Trumpet of the Lord charges less is that ALL of the members of the Trumpet of the Lord see this as a ministry. Even still the Trumpet of the Lord can not afford to travel and perfom/minister at its current level of professionalism for free.
The Trumpet of the Lord is a ministry that has ministered to churches in over fourty states for over twenty five years. Dr.Michael E. Schmidt has ministered to some of the largest churches in the country such as the First Baptist Church of Snellville, GA, Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, VA. and First Redeemer in downtown Atlanta, GA.
Michael has played back up trumpet for many well known artists such as Michael Tate (DC TALK), Linda Randle Tate (Bill Gaither Homecomings), and Squire Parsons. Michael has also played for many well known sports teams such as the Atlanta Falcons and the Atlanta Hawks.
Michael has also opened for the Speer Family and Dr. Jerry Falwell.
Mikey the troll entered a bunch of text from
http://www.21stcenturyradio.com/12-howdy.html
You can go there if you’re interested.
Mikey the Troll’s comment deleted because it’s the same as his previous entry.
Mikey the Troll’s comment deleted because it’s the same as his previous entry.
Duplicate post from Mikey the Troll deleted.
gald[sic.] I ain’t an intolerant Christofacist moron.
Duplicate comment from Mikey the Troll deleted. Maybe if you spent more time practicing your horn instead of cutting and pasting bullshit nobody cares about, your tumpet playing would suck less.
Issue No.: 247
by: Timothy J. Dailey, Ph. D.
Mikey the Troll posted a bunch of discredited crap from a Research Fellow at the Center for Marriage and Family.
Moronic drivel from Mikey the Troll (who obviously has no sense of irony) deleted. (My website, my rules). Don’t like the name calling? Go somewhere else or stop being a troll.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ on this from Mikey’s massage board baby:
Today’s church is often a luke warm church filled with comfortable apathetic, uncaring
“counterfeit Christians” who will not get involved and help stop the massive killing of unborn babies, who will not invest in the lives of our children to help stop our rising prison population, who have converted the pastorate into a revolving door(even though nowhere in the Bible does it tell a church that it has the authority to hire and fire pastors)and who refuse to financially support the Trumpet of the Lord.
Sadly, we have seeker driven churches that have abandoned their faithful, and we have other churches who are dying because they refuse to witness to the lost that also refuse to change. We have purpose driven churches with purpose driven members who need to become instead rather God driven churches with God driven members. The church is luke warm today because it is not so much a purpose driven church as it is a sucsess driven church. The church and the ministry today is driven by sucsess and popularity, not by faithfulness and godliness. In a few words, the church has become more like a buisiness run by wall street executives and less like the ministry that was established by Jesus. Today’s Great Commission has become raise a lot of money so that you can live like a yuppie and be well respected. So many ministers and ministries will do just about anything today that we are often no longer shocked at what we see. One popular tv minister denies the trinity and claims he can raise the dead, while another revoked the ordination of a minister he ordained just because he and his church were protesting abortion clinics. God forbid!
We at the Trumpet of the Lord are a real ministry and we are not a buisiness like many other Christian music ministries. We do not run our ministry like a buisiness. Our name is not owned by a corporation of people seeking to use it just to make a profit. We will help you in any way that we can. We often do things that many sucsessful so called “Christian” music ministries think is a little crazy like giving out free c.d.’s and Bibles to the needy, and ministering to very small churches even if they tell us that they can not afford our minimum fees. We at the Trumpet of the Lord want you to know that we refuse to SELL OUT like most of the other Christian music and or trumpet ministries have.
We do not spend our donations on fancy private multi million dollar jets, and we do not drive luxury cars. We invest in people not promotion, and that is why you might not see us promoting ourselves all of the time in the “popular” southern gospel magazines. We believe that the “Star” was for Jesus not ministers of the gospel. We do not seek to be the most popular group, we only seek to be the most faithful. That is why after so many “popular” groups and singers who achieved more fame than we ever have come and go, yet the Trumpet of the Lord remains faithful to witness to the lost and we are still ministering to churches like we have been doing ever since 1981. We refuse to blow even one note on a trumpet unless we also are given a chance to share the gospel, and we have turned down chances to play where we were “asked” not to speak but just play.
Why would we turn down a chance just to play?
There are some activites that are so bad that the “OUTLAW MIKE” will not participate in them.
Because sharing God’s word and worshiping Jesus, not entertaining people is our goal, we select music that gives all the praise, glory and honor to the Lord Jesus Christ. We seek to edify believers, and we do not compromise and get involved with counterfeit Christians like other Christian trumpet ministries have.
We at the Trumpet of the Lord want for you to know that things that are different are not the same, and we are not the trumpet player that played for the opening of Bill Clinton’s Presidental library.This same Christian trumpet player even performed the finale “Battle Hymn of the Republic” August 17,2000 at the Democratic National Convention in Staples Center in Los Angeles California. This ‘popular” Christian trumpet player who calls himself a “Prophet” of God Almighty was there to show his support for the pro choice pro baby killer/abortion supporter Al Gore’s “vision for the future” which included continuing a womans so called “pro choice” right to kill “her” own baby.
The Trumpet of the Lord is not a political organization. Nevertheless, because the Trumpet of the Lord follows the Bible we could never support a group of people who support a womans right to kill “her” own baby.
In protest of this Christian trumpet player and other “CCM” artists performing for the Democratic National Convention Bruce Carter responded:
_____________________
“What a lame attempt by the democrats to throw Christians a bone – to
have a few CCM artists sprinkled in their convention. If I were a
Christian artist, I would have declined the invitation to play at
their convention. The voting records of both men are repugnant to
Christian believers. Even if I chose to call myself a Democrat, my
faith would not allow me to align myself with two fools who do not
honor Jesus Christ – one by his stands on issues, and the other by his
religion.
As far as religion and politics being separate – lets stick our heads
in the sand and ignore the one world government types like Gore
surrender our national sovereignty to the UN. Lets seal ourselves in
our churches and listen to Christian music while babies get ripped to
pieces in abortion chambers – because we didn’t have the courage to be
Ceasar – and render unto ourselves – “We the people” the things that
are Ceasar’s – OURS. And the things that are God’s – like the
precious lives these monsters have supported snuffing out in the name
of “choice”. Like the baby – which has already chosen to live – has
any choice! Selfish b-es goes in and have their babies ripped to
pieces and the skull crushed – just so their lives can be more
convenient. And Clinton and Gore think that is OK, and then say they
believe in God – who loves little children. Is there something wrong
with this picture?
OK – democrats – go listen to your CCM. Listen to
“A Baby’s Prayer”
by Kathy Trocolli, then go vote for Gore and see how many babies he
can cause the slaughter of. I would hate to stand before the
judgement seat of Almighty God and say “I supported men who believed
abortion was right, because I am a liberal democrat”. Can anybody say
“going DOWN”!
Politics has to do with how we live on earth. Religion has to do with
how we will live forever. I think it is time to talk about them.
Remind me to boycott the artists who played for the convention.”
_________________________-
Bruce said
“If I were a
Christian artist, I would have declined the invitation to play at
their convention.”
Bruce the Trumpet of the Lord agrees with you and we would have declined the invitation to perform there even though it would have given us a chance to become more popular and get more invitations to preach and play and thus build more wealth.
this is just one of the reasons why we at the Trumpet of the Lord Ministry think that you should think about us the next time that you are looking to invite a sold biblically based preacher and trumpet player to minister to your church.
We are not all the same.
Please visit
http://www.mttu.com
to find out the truth about the slaughter of millions of Jesus’ “The least of these
Mikey’s Ministry Statements
Our Mission
To share the good news of the gospel of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to those who have not accepted him as their personal savior and to encourage the Saints in their daily walk with the Lord.
Our Ministry Goals
To worship Jesus, reach out to the lost, and to encourage, teach, mentor, disciple, and minister to believers through the local church. We seek to offer evangelistic preaching and exciting first class solo gospel instrumental music by offering concerts and mini concerts that are Spirit led, biblically based, fun, warm, and friendly.
Outreach Ministry
The Trumpet of the Lord offers special outreach
ministries to the local church, such as
Pulpit Supply
Public Speaking
Evangelistic
Revivals
Childrens Ministry
including Puppet Ministry
and Vacation Bible School
Senior Saints Ministry
Nursing Home Ministry
Shut-ins Ministry
Bible Teaching
Youth Evangelism
Prison Ministry
GUILTY of playing the highest and loudest notes on a trumpet in the world!
GUILTY of being a complete smeghead on the internet!
Be a part of the Trumpet of the Lord’s 25th anniversary concert tour Call 423-XXX-XXXX and reserve your date today!!! !!!Over 300 concerts in 40 states to date!!! God has blessed the Trumpet of of the Lord Evangelistic Association with our new ministry building located at XXX XX XXX in Athens, TN 37303. We are praying for you to send us money to go twards the remodeling our 30’X 40′ ministry building to help us convert a garage bldg. into a recording and tv studio.The need is $40,000.00 Money given to this need to date is :$0.00 So be bold and invest in this effort.Do it! Please send us your love gifts.We need them! We can not afford to share the good news of Jesus with lost people without your help! Please take a look at our updated “Outlaw Mike” tm website located at: http://www.trumpetofthelord.com Just click the link below. We need more bookings. Help us book more dates!To Schdeule the Trumpet of the Lord Praise and Worship Band and the “Outlaw Mike” tm for your church or next civic event please call Dr.Michael E. Schmidt at: 423-xxx-xxxx. Call and reserve your date today. You will be glad that you did. Talk is cheap and babies keep dying in USA! If you are “PRO Choice” you are not a CHRISTIAN at all and you need to REPENT from your sins and get saved NOW! Call us for counseling.Get right with God now! Abortion is MURDER and Murdering babies is legal in the United States of America God help us all.Abortionists are murderers! We must not be silent. We must overturn Roe Vs. Wade We must help these pregnant girls either get adoptions or keep their babies. LETS work together to STOP ABORTION NOW! Abortionists are murderers! Go to http://www.mttu.com for more info Stop the baby killers across our nation. Counterfeit Christians are “Pro choice” Could you picture Mary aborting Jesus? What if you were the one being aborted? Would you STILL be “Pro Choice”? ASK ABOUT HOW YOU CAN FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER SCHEDULE MICHAEL IN YOUR WEST COAST CHURCH FOR OUR MARCH-APRIL 2005 WEST COAST MINI CONCERT TOUR. THIS WILL BE MICHAEL’S FIRST TOUR EVER TO THE STATE OF WASHINGTON!!! BOOK THE WORLD’S LOUDEST TRUMPET PLAYER Dr. Michael E. Schmidt TODAY he’s a blast!!
Mikey the Troll somehow thinks my readers care about what the radical cleric, Jerry Falwell says about characters from children’s television.
OHHH MY GOD, you are the dumbest fucking nieve person that I have ever encountered. Guess What dumbass you can’t play that high. Maybe he got close to hitting a fuck you up the ass but a “Quint C” wouldn’t even register on any tuner so how the hell did you “OGODOFKNOWINGWHATHIGHASSNOTESARE” figure out what note that was. Hitting a double C is entering high piccilo range if you where to go three octaves above it you wouldn’t be able to hear it. God should smite you for saying that
GOD is not a drug, He is to be respected, not brought down to the level of a man. Forget getting high on GOd because it will not happen.
james if you ask me this reverend doctor mikey schmidt [rest of comment deleted]
nobody asked you.
Comment deleted because “bob bills” is likely the same person as Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody (you’re not fooling anybody).
— rlrr
one thing is true about mikey, like him or not, the guy sure can play very high and very loud
yeah, but loud plus high equals annoying…
And loud plus high plus awful equals really annoying.
Somebody claiming to be a “Lobo” wrote:
one thing is true about mikey, like him or not,
For the record, nobody likes “mikey”.
the guy sure can play very high and very loud
Whatever, all examples of his playing on the internet suck major ass.
Spam from Michael E. Schmidt deleted.
Feel free to click here (not only did I keep your link, I fixed it) to hear his awful trumpet playing (you’ve exhausted your quota for free advertising on this web site, asshole ).
While you’re at it, click here to see what a truly awful person Michael E. Schmidt is.
I’ve played for 44 years, got involved in Jazz at 13 with an International Jazz Musician. I was well known for having a pretty good range available at the snap of your fingers. I suffered a tragedy. Pulmonary Emboli, for you non-medical people, that’s blood clots to my lungs. Thank God he didn’t take me which is usually 90% of my case. I had to put the horns down for SIX MONTHS! It took me that long just to get back to respectable again. THE HELP/ADVICE I COULD USE: I’ve been doing fundamentals, all the pro suggested techniques, building up to 100%, then warm down and take a day off or play lightly, then rebuild. I took one day off, then, last night practicing for a song (after the day off) I have to solo on in the studio soon, and my range suddenly easily went from a simple high C to D, E, F, double G and back down thru jazz licks. WOW! Where did that come from? I practiced today (day after) and my chops were crap-High C and D, and had to work for it! PLEASE TELL ME I’M BUILDING, TEARING DOWN AND REBUILDING AND TRYING TO TIME THIS WITH THE STUDIO DATE!? I played lightly tonight and may take tomorrow nearly off and see if it helps. PLEASE, I NEED POSITIVE INPUT NOT POKE FUN AT AN OLD JAZZ PLAYER WHO SUFFERED A GENETIC LINKED CLOTTING FACTOR.
Waiting input-hopefully good news.
madthom
Mike Schmidt is the loudest trumpet player ever. He is the next Chuck Mangione. He is very good but not the best.
* PLONK *
Mikey Schmidt is a wiki vandal:
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Mikey Schmidt is a wiki vandal:
Exhibit C
Exhibit D (get a load of Mikey Schmidt’s racism)
Mikey Schmidt spams wiki.answers.com:
Give it up Mikey, everyone can tell this is an example of your spamming.
Mikey Schmidt is the KING of trumpet high notes. We love you Mikey!!!!!!!!
Anyone who thinks “Dr.” Schmidt is the KING of anything seriously needs to expand their horizons …
Another “Dr.” Mikey Schmidt Wikipedia sock puppet:
Tnpastor:
The usual obsessions:
Proper ways to refer “Dr.” Mikey Schmidt’s “ministry”:
The Trumpet Sounds Like Turd Travesty
An example of “Dr.” Mikey Schmidt taking the “high” road (posting as Georgiatrumpet):
http://www.queerty.com/okay-seriously-the-lgbt-group-at-bob-jones-university-is-called-bj-unity-20120618/#comment-711148
My Facebook Note Re: Phil Robertson by Jaxpagan:
I’m posting this because the phrase, bigoted tools that just bludgeon others with their personal hatreds and prejudices, then wrap themselves in Scripture as some kind of rationalization and magical anti-criticism shield, is a most apt description of “Dr.” Michael Schmidt and his ilk.
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Internet Trolls Really Are Horrible People
Internet Trolls Really Are Horrible People – Anyone who has had any dealings with “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt already knows that…
Check out this discussion on a Maynard Ferguson message board – Trumpet of The Lord?
Some choice quotes:
[link] – “He claims to have been offered a spot on MF’s band, but says it was right before the boss’ death. However, the person he says got him the job is a friend of mine that used to post on here and drove the bus for MF in 1999 and he says the name doesn’t ring a bell, and obviously had no say in band personnel”
[link] – “He’s been full of crap since the heyday of rec.music.makers.trumpet.”
[link] – “You guys better quit making fun of him! He’s getting all the big gigs!”
[link] – “Don’t worry for a minute about this loser. He’s just mad cause he’s the worlds worst flugelhorn player, and everyone knows it.”
[link] – “Yep….just googled his name. Half hour of my life that I will NEVER GET BACK!!!!! I’ll save you some valuable time…don’t bother to do it…not even out of morbid curiosity…… COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME!!”
[link] – “I know I did nothing wrong. I called him out on a Facebook page and posted this, he started sending harassing messages, then twisted my words around to make it sound like I called him a bunch of horrible things, contacted my old band director from my freshman year of college (5 years ago) and threatened to spread a bunch of rumors about me, and told me if I contacted him, he would sue ME(!) for harassment and defamation. All of this after he told me he was going to dig up dirt on me and ruin my life. Apparently, this is a recurring theme with him.”
[link] – “He’s human filth – a complete waste of a person. The silver lining is that he doesn’t realize he’s bat s#$% crazy, so most people see through him immediately.”
He is just as bad over the phone
From “Dr.” Schmidt’s website: Known, Trusted and Reliable.
And delusional.
Another “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt failure in the making: ATL Drum and Bugle Corps to start practices. All Altanta area trumpet players are invited to participate.
Where the fuck is Altanta?
TOTAL FAIL
I Surrender All as played by Michael Schmidt
Perusing “Dr.” Michael Schmidt’s Facebook Page, one gets the impression he’s a supporter of Donald Trump. No surprise, since they’re both hate filled bigots…
Looks like “Dr.” Michael Schmidt just got a mail order “Doctor of Ministry in Pastoral Counseling” from Falwell’s Kollege of Kristian Knowledge…
Let’s hope he never treats anyone for postpartum depression:
– Dr. Schmidt
If you think that someone would join one of the most persecuted groups in America to sneak into bathrooms, that says a lot about you.
— @LOLGOP
snopes.com
A bigoted asshole’s wishful thinking:
Here’s another political prediction:
If You Tell Me You Are Supporting Trump, I Already Know Seven Things About You:
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt is too stupid to recognize an obviously fake quote:
Donald ‘Two Corinthians’ Trump to deliver commencement address at Liberty “University”
Michael Schmidt – I Don’t Support DCI
June 28 at 7:33pm
so they should stop calling the high brass award after him. — Maybe you should ask Jim Ott’s family how they feel.
The website is shit. Schmidt for Brains still doesn’t know how to even create a simple link…
Michael Schmidt
September 2 at 6:21pm
If so, then the God you worship is a sadistic monster
Racist Country Singer Under Fire For New Song–Because Of Its Terrible Grammar
White Evangelicals, This is Why People Are Through With You
A Vile Troll is
popularpatheticOnce again, Michael E. Schmidt is too stupid to recognize a fake quote.
It you don’t like Snopes, perhaps you’d prefer mountvernon.org…
Michael Schmidt
March 28 at 7:22pm
Considering “Christian students and Christian student-athletes” are often the ones doing the bullying in high school, I doubt you’ll get much traction.
Michael Schmidt
Not going to happen. It’s too amusing to watch someone on the wrong side of history spiraling out of control. If you don’t like it, you should probably not accept every friend request that comes your way.
I just checked out Schmidt‘s Facebook page for the first time in a few months. Holy cow! It’s mostly easily debunked right wing memes and fake news stories that either originated or were promoted by Russian social media trolls.
Also, a bunch of anti-Catholic bigotry.
And ad hominem attacks.
Also, WTF is a Level 4 Regionally Accredited Doctor of Ministry degree?
Another “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt failure in the making:
Atlanta. HERITAGE. Metro Atlanta is a very large area. There is a lot of potential here. I like the idea of the Small Drum Corps Association, and there seems to be some interest is starting a small drum corps association G bugle line, perhaps from Loganville, GA.
Looks like Schmidt finally learned how to spell Atlanta…
Welcome visitors coming here from “Dr.” Schmidt’s “uncensored” Facebook group.
Only a total loser creates a safe space that they control as to avoid the crushing reality that people think he’s a fucking idiot.
Why is this group still active?
Michael “Howdy” Schmidt
Nike’s online sales jumped 31% after the company unveiled its Kaepernick campaign
Today, Nike stock closed at $83/share, an all time high for the company.
I know and work with a lot of people with advanced degrees. One thing they all have in common is they rarely talk about it.
If you’re a college educated 55 year old and a $700 car repair bill is a huge hardship, you may have made some poor life choices.
The religion Michael E. Schmidt practices IS NOT CHRISTIANITY. Stop calling it that.
Fun fact: People found not guilty of a charge do not have to pay a fine or serve any kind of probation…
Liberty “University” is not much more than a vanity diploma mill created by Jerry Falwell as a place for evangelicals to earn “degrees” without the risk of acquiring any critical thinking skills. No amount of expenditure on facilities changes that fact.
Liberty “University” “degrees” are considered a joke by most graduate schools, professional schools, and corporate HR departments.
Jerry Falwell Jr befriended a 21 y.o pool boy named “Giancarlo”…
https://www.balloon-juice.com/2018/12/22/falwell-and-the-pool-boy/
A vile troll gets the attention of Drunk Corps Int
It’s all because of Jerry Falwell
A pool of new instructors for the Liberty “University” Marching Band
Anyone who does something like this, forfeits any expectation of civility on the internet.
One does NOT need a master’s degree to get into a doctorate program. What an incredibly ignorant thing to post, especially for someone who brags about all his advanced degrees.
https://www.mastersportal.com/articles/730/4-good-reasons-to-do-a-masters-before-your-phd.html
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt posted the above comment from the Gwinnett County Public Library.
Yes, there are good reasons to get master’s degree before pursuing a doctoral level degree. There are also good reason for not doing so. This doesn’t change the fact one does not need a master’s degree to get into a doctorate program.
Again James is only interested in attempting to make someone look bad by not being able to see the forest for the trees. James thinks that mocking others makes him look big. It does not. James does not hold a regionally accredited doctorate. Those who can’t, criticize.
It is easy to, like a child, mock someone who holds a regionally accredited doctorate, or to mock ( example: calling someone with a legitimate level four regionally accredited doctorate a “Dr.”) legitimate regionally accredited universities like Liberty University. It is another thing altogether to be able to open and operate a level four regionally accredited university, or to complete an earned doctorate from a level four regionally accredited school.
The point is that masters level work is required to start and or complete legitimate doctoral programs. THAT was the point.
The Doctor of Ministry requires (traditional program) about 96 hours of masters level (graduate) work just to enter into the program, including completing courses in Greek and Hebrew.
Some doctoral programs require as little as 36 masters level graduate hours to enter in to a doctoral program, or the EQUIVALENT of a masters degree completion, and or the completion of a masters degree EQUIVALENT graduate work (earned hours, class completion, etc.) in doctoral bridge programs that do not “require” a masters degree to start the
(doctoral) program. .
Posted by “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt from the Gwinnett County Public Library.
AGAIN, the claim that master’s degree level work is required to start a doctoral program (which you claimed in your Facebook comment) is false and shockingly ignorant.
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt is in no position to accuse anyone of acting like a child.
I refer you to as “Dr.” because your writing indicates a lack of basic critical thinking skills. More often than not, you come across as a bit of a dullard.
NB – I’m letting Schmidt’s comments appear here for now. I reserve the right to delete any future comments by Schmidt for any reason.
This made my eyes bleed.
So how’s that Andalucia “sponsorship” working out?
How to tell if a politician is mocking disabled people.
“those who act psycho tend to be psycho…” – Did “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt learn that at Liberty “University”?
An alleged counselor/therapist probably shouldn’t be using the word “psycho” unless they’re talking about the Hitchcock movie.
One would expect a college graduate to know the difference between proof and evidence.
I think that you are a psycho James.
This comment was posted by “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt posting from somewhere in the vicinity of Stone Mountain, GA.
The reason “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s Trumpet of the Lord web site doesn’t show up in any Google searches has nothing to do with any apparent bias on Google’s part. It’s because said web site is specifically set up not to get indexed and its webmaster is too stupid to fix it.
Perhaps “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt could add content to his website by writing a blog post about what it’s like to be in Facebook jail.
Or a blog post about the ethics of using a spouse’s Facebook account to post content while in Facebook jail.
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt doesn’t understand the question, and has therefore answered incorrectly.
Facebook is out of date and is pro lib.
We need a new, better, up to date alternative.
It is no longer 2010.
We need social media that does not discriminate against conservatives.
It is no longer 2010.
Go Trump 2020
Posted by “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt from the Gwinnett County Public Library.
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt wants a social media platform where he can call a minor a sissy without consequences.
Major policy decisions at Facebook are being driven by three Republican political operatives
How Liberty University Built a Billion-Dollar Empire Online
Liberty “University” makes 90% of its $1 billion revenue from it’s sub-par online classes scam. It pulls this off via: $820 MIL in federally guaranteed student loans & grants; tax-exempt status; minimal oversight; and shady recruiting practices.
Trump fixer Cohen says he helped Falwell handle racy photos
A Vile Troll Plays the Victim
Fun fact: Despite his claims, “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s stupid Facebook drum corps group was never hacked.
The Times They Showed Their Quality: My own experience with Liberty University’s treatment of faculty
Fun Fact: There are no “important DCI people” or judges who listen to anything “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt has to say.
Considered for your approval: Of all the horn players Jim Ott interacted with while he was with Spirit of Atlanta, he singled out a 17 year old who marched with a different corps for special attention.
Fun fact: The Heritage Drum and Bugle Corps doesn’t actually exists as a meaningful entity and almost certainly never will.
Also, claiming Heritage is a DCI drum corps is blatantly dishonest.
The Fallwells talk about their first time
Looks like “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt got himself into Facebook jail, again. Here are some possible reasons:
It has become clear that “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt doesn’t know what the words “sponsor” and “sponsorship” mean.
‘Someone’s Gotta Tell the Freakin’ Truth’: Jerry Falwell’s Aides Break Their Silence
“The notion that Jerry Falwell Sr. was a good man and his son is different is beyond laughable. Falwell Sr. was a racist and a demagogue who helped lay the groundwork to destroy this country.”
— https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/1171025261900566528
“In 25 years, Jerry Falwell III will just sit masturbating in front of students at Liberty University and that will be what Christianity in the U.S. is.”
— https://twitter.com/Wolfrum/status/1171065390992113664
Liberty University official says college isn’t ‘educating,’ just ‘buying real estate’ with students’ money
Dokkktor is dying has three years to live.
There are more people alive now than have ever died since humanity began which means that when you die you’ll be even more lonely, because there is no afterlife and you’ll just shut off like a shitty broken computer and bask in a solitudinal blackness for eternity
Enjoy Arby’s
— Nihilist Arby’s
Nobody loves you and soon you’ll be dead and you can replace “loves” with “remembers” at that point.
Eat Arby’s
— Nihilist Arby’s
Christian activist group demands criminal probe of Jerry Falwell Jr. – The Liberty University president has ‘hijacked the Gospel’ to enrich himself, Faithful America contends.
Has “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt ever been in a business relationship that hasn’t turned to shit?
“I (Michael) have followed the biblical example and I tried to properly resolve this issue with Dxxxx’s church, but Pastor Jxxxxxx has refused to talk to me even once. ”
What does this guy’s pastor have to with “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s dispute and why does he think this pastor has any obligation to speak with him? If “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt has an actual intellectual property claim, there are proper channels to resolve it. That he chooses the harassment route tells us he has no legitimate claim.
Liberty “University” hires the best people: Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University hires disgraced reporter who was fired for her racist rants
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt is confusing quantity with quality (not surprising, since he doesn’t know the difference between proof and evidence). Feel free to read this and judge for yourself.
One has to wonder what is meant by someone claiming to live in a “strong arm of the law” state.
Fun fact: Commenting on a public Facebook group is not stalking.
Another fun fact: Commenting on a public Facebook group is not generally harassment. Calling someone’s home and employer, activities “Dr.” Michael E Schmidt is known to have done many times, is harassment.
I also stand by my opinion that “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s “thesis project” is a steaming pile of shit. If I ever have the free time, I may create a post detailing everything wrong with it.
A quick observation about Schmidt’s “thesis project”: “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt has never taken a college level statistics course (or didn’t actually learn anything if he did). The same can be said for his mentor and reader.
Just because you “earned” multiple doctorates does not mean anyone has the obligation to think you’ve actually accomplished anything worthwhile, especially when you spend an inordinate amount of time trolling for attention on the internet.
Also, just because “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt has the ability to spew Bible quotes does not change the fact that he is an objectively shitty person.
I may not have multiple worthless doctoral level degrees, but if I ever decide to get a legitimate PhD, I won’t have to pay anything in tuition and fees.
One has to wonder if “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt ever gets tired of being wrong.
I’ve never claimed “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt doesn’t hold a regionally accredited doctorate. I’m just stating my opinion that his degrees are worthless. A distinction I would expect a well educated person to recognize.
A vile troll is actually correct for a change
A couple of examples of “doctoral” level writing from Michael E. Schmidt
Another example of doctoral level writing.
Another fun fact about “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt.
Recent events in “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s life brings to mind an old saying:
“A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.”
Looks like all of “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s degrees are starting to payoff
Looks like Jerry Falwell Jr. is getting ready for a no pants party:
Not a Doctor
Fun fact: There is no legal precedent based on Matthew 18 in any US court.
Pro tip: Watching Matlock reruns is not a substitute for legal training.
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt claims to be a first had witness to “bus orgies” while he was an instructor at Pioneer. So did he report it to to the appropriate authorities? If not, he is an accessory. He is complicit.
To learn more about “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt and 2008 Pioneer, click here and here.
For the record, I support Black Lives Matter.
I am also proudly anti-fascist.
Not a Surprise
Your Church Lied to You
Liberty University: Come for the substandard education, stay for the money laundering and sex scandals.
I just checked out Schmidt‘s Facebook timeline for the first time in a long time. Holy crap! He’s obviously distressed that his lord and savior, Donald J. Trump might not get reelected. You can almost sense he’s panicking.
“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s new hangout:
A Vile Troll is Wrong Again
Awful Things We Believed at My Evangelical University
Wow. Dr. Schmidt really is something. I had no idea a single human could be as rightfully reviled as this. Actual web pages devoted to his behavior on social media. Seems like a guy with this much drive would’ve done something with his life other than devolve into an Internet troll. Take up knitting or something, man. There’s no money or future with this aggrieved, straight white guy thing you’ve got going on. And, thank you, whoever runs this site, I was able to gather a few tidbits of info I may use in future.
A Vile Troll Doesn’t Understand Economics
https://twitter.com/not_kg/status/1402679205851066368
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
— William Shakespeare (The Merchant of Venice)
https://twitter.com/NYinLA2121/status/1406783437126737924
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“Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt has left some comments here. Despite the general stupidity of the comments, I haven’t deleted them because they are at least on-topic.
I deleted one particularly vile comment…
An example of “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt’s stupidity:
Fun fact: K. G. is not in that video.
From: https://youtu.be/YT_cmBtpYr4
K. G. is also not in this video (https://youtu.be/4JfYoYN–8k):
Chris Chan
If “Dr. ” Michael E. Schmidt has a problem with the expression “God is my co-pilot,” it seems to me simply switching seats doesn’t fix anything. It actually makes it worse. One only has to understand the roles of a pilot and co-pilot; roles Robert Lee Scott Jr. certainly understood.
Not a Flex
A Vile Troll, 1963 – 2022