(via Captain Carl’s Daily Blarrrg)
For your enjoyment and edification, here’s a list of fetishes:
Pyrophilia – when a person gets sexually excited by watching fire or starting a fire.
Taphephilia – sexual excitement from the thought of being buried alive or even getting excited by cemeteries.
Necrophilia – attraction to dead people. And surprisingly, it is only illegal in 17 states. (Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Iowa, Hawaii, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, Oregon, Texas, Pennsylvania & Washington)
Acrotomophilia – the attraction to amputees.
Tetratophilia – becoming sexually attracted to deformed or “monstrous” people.
Macrophilia – a sexual fantasy involving being tiny in the presence of giants.
Dendrophilia – arousal caused by trees.
Archnephilia – sexual attraction to spiders.
Retifism – arousal caused by shoes (not to be confused with podophilia, which is a sexual interest in feet).
Somnophilia – this is known as Sleeping Beauty syndrome. Where a person will get aroused by waking up a sleeping stranger or touching or having relations with their partner when he/she is sleeping.
Agalmatophilia – sexual attraction to dolls, statues, or mannequins.
Plushophilia – sexual arousal caused by stuffed animals or someone dressed in a giant animal costume.
Hierophilia – getting sexually excited by religious or sacred objects.
Doraphilia – getting excited by various fabrics like leather, skin, or fur.
Diaper fetish – getting aroused by wearing diapers or looking at adults wearing diapers.
Which is different from Infantilism – pretending to be a baby.
Cross-eyed fetish – Duh.
Sneezing fetish – it has something to do with the humorous look of a sneezing person’s face.
Coughing fetish – Duh.
Hiccupping fetish – the fact that hiccupping is uncontrollable & causes public humiliation is a turn on to those who have a hiccup fetish.
Blood fetish – arousal caused by watching someone bleed or the sight of blood, usually involving someone licking or drinking blood.
A sub-fetish of that is Odaxelagnia – when a person gets excited by biting or being bitten.
Autoassassinophilia – sexual arousal by fantasizing about staging their own death.
Emetophilia – (a.k.a. Roman Shower) sexual arousal as a result of vomiting or watching someone else puke.
Urophilia – (a.k.a. watersports or golden showers.) getting excited by urine (whether that’s relieving yourself in public, watching someone else relieve themselves, relieving yourself on someone else, or having someone relieve themselves on you).
Corprophilia – these people get excited by going #2 on someone or having someone do the same to them.
Klismaphilia – excitement by receiving or giving enemas.
Eproctophilia –sexually aroused by flatulence. It’s mainly men that have this fetish (really?), & they’re sexually excited by female flatulence in particular.