CIA Agent Alexander Lewis

(from the yeah right dept.)

From:”CIA AGENT ALEXANDER LEWIS” <info@admin.org>
Reply-To: <alex.lewis@blumail.org>

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I guess admin.org and blumail.org are CIA front companies…
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Date: Thu, 10 Nov 2011 15:01:57 -0500
Subject: Central Intelligence Agency (CIA AGENT Alexander Lewis).

Central Intelligence Agency (CIA AGENT Alexander Lewis).

I am CIA Agent Alexander Lewis and am here in Nigeria as an CIA delegate that has been assigned to investigate this fraudsters who are in the business of swindling innocent people of their hard earned money.Please be informed that during my investigation i got to find out that there is a huge sum of $15 million that has been assigned in your name and this fraudsters are busy swindling you without any hope of receiving your fund.

The CIA must have really lowered its standards in recent years. Fluency in English used to be a requirement to be an agent…

This fraudsters have being acting as FBI AGENTS, COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE, BANKS, MINISTRY OF FINANCE, COURIER SERVICE, etc.

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But definitely never acting as CIA AGENTS…
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Please i will advise you stop any contact with them cause they are all fraudsters, is not the job of an FBI to investigate moneytory

moneytory?

issues involving compensations or winnings of any kind. And the FBI do not contact people via email or phone calls, they only make investigation on matters.

But we’re supposed to believe the CIA contacts people via email on matters…

NOTE: The only fee you were suppose to pay from the beginning is the sum of $400 meant for logistics before the transfer of your fund can commence depending on how you want the transfer made to you.

How is this supposed to work? Paying the CIA will somehow get me $15 million from fraudsters with presumably no money…

The transfer can be done in three ways;

1)Through Bank to Bank wire transfer.

2)Through ATM card to be shipped to you through the courier service.

3)As a Bank Draft/Cheque to be delivered to you also through the courier service.

Get back to me urgently with the details before for urgent transfer of your fund to you without delay.

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
PHONE NUMBER
COUNTRY:
OCCUPATION:
SEX:
AGE:

I shall expect your response as soon as you receive this email.

I wouldn’t hold my breath, if I was you.

Best Regard,
CIA Agent Alexander Lewis

Oh shit, I may have just outed Alexander Lewis as a CIA agent in Nigeria. Oh well, if Bush & Cheney can get away with it, I see no reason why I can’t.

Then again, this email originated from a pharmacy outside of Chicago, IL via a Russian email gateway, so who knows…