(solen from slobak)
Get drunk in 30 minutes or less:
| Sayings: | |
| “EVOO” | 1 drink |
| “Sammie” | 1 drink |
| “Healthful” | 1 drink |
| “Stoup” | 2 drinks |
| “GB” | 2 drinks |
| “Spoonula” | 2 drinks |
| “Fry-o-lator” | 3 drinks |
| any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for | +1 drink |
| “Yummo” | 1 drink |
| “Delish!” | 1 drink |
| “Awesome” | 1 drink |
| “How _____ is that?” | 1 drink |
| creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation | whole drink |
| “Garbage Bowl” | 1 drink |
| “Garbage Bowl” as a verb | 3 drinks |
| Presentation: | |
| repeats herself | 1 drink |
| talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air | 2 drinks |
| makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm | 2 drinks |
| voice cracks | 2 drinks |
| forces a laugh at something not funny | 2 drinks |
| mispronounces “foreign” words such as “paprika” or “tapas” | 2 drinks |
| is visibly flustered | 3 drinks |
| Cooking: | |
| comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients | 2 drinks |
| drops something on her way back | whole drink |
| fails to provide a measurement and tells you to “eyeball it” | 1 drink |
| provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. “about a tablespoon” while she dumps in a half-cup of something | 2 drinks |
| uses a “secret ingredient” | 2 drinks |
| the “secret ingredient” is nutmeg | 3 drinks |
| mentions “the thing that makes you go Hmmm” | 1 drink |
| “the thing that makes you go Hmmm” is nutmeg | 3 drinks |
| creates a “healthful” meal that clearly contains over 50g of fat | 2 drinks |
| makes a “gourmet” dish out of cheap ingredients (e.g. Tiramisu with nilla wafers and whipped cream) | 3 drinks |
| expresses how good something tastes while she’s still lifting fork to her mouth | 2 drinks |
| takes such a big mouthful of something it takes several seconds before she can talk again | 2 drinks |
| ruins something and tries to play it off as no big deal | 3 drinks |
| Travelling: | |
| leaves a crappy tip | 2 drinks |
| rudely shoves her nose in something to smell it | 2 drinks |
| claims a dessert by itself is somehow a legitimate lunch or dinner | 2 drinks |
| wears anything midriff-revealing | 3 drinks |
how many drinks for saying garbage bowl?????
how many drinks for saying garbage bowl?????
1 Drink, 3 if she uses “garbage bowl” as a verb.
rachael is the hottest woman i have ever seen,god id love to have her one time 🙂
she is not just the hottest but god she has a great ass.id love to cook something up with her and not meaning food hehe
Would love to add drinks for any tip less than 5% (and oh yeah, it can be done)