Our main story tonight concerns home ownership, so if you are under 35, honestly, this story isn’t for you, It’ll never be for you. You will never own a home. Sorry, that is the deal that you made when you decided to be born after 1988.
We didn’t want you to feel left out so we’ve actually prepared a full alternative story for you tonight about Chuck E. Cheese, a different crumbling American institution that you should go on and watch instead.
Last Squeak Tonight Presents – A History of Chuck E. Cheese: