I’m waiting for a reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie about a small town girl who realizes her community’s politics are terrible, moves to Manhattan, gets a high pressure office job, meets a businessman, and they host a non-denominational holiday party at their penthouse.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) December 1, 2018
She’s a professional Christmas decorating consultant. He’s a busy executive who is also the antichrist. Will she be able to teach him the true meaning of Christmas? Find out in the new original movie HallMark of the Beast!
— Adam Jones (@adammccoyjones)
I fell asleep halfway into a Hallmark holiday movie, then woke up halfway through another. It took me 30 minutes to notice.
— an english human (@English_Channel)
Dear Hallmark Channel Props Department,
Please put coffee in the cups. No one waves full cups around without spilling something.
Also, suitcases aren’t light enough for 1 hand. EVER. Especially when the lady has 8 coats packed for 2 days away from her “corporate city office” while she waits to find out that she’s a secret princess, or meet the lumberjack-candy maker-widower of her dreams
Thanks in advance
— Kathleen Madigan
If you’re staying in the city this Christmas, Hallmark has taught me it’s a great time to pick-up gainfully employed, ambitious men whose girlfriends just left them for small-town Christmas tree farmers.
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jenashleywright
Waiting for the Xmas movie about a woman coming home to her small town and realizing she absolutely made the best choice getting the hell out of there and she’s happy and creatively fulfilled in the big city and also the city has better bagels.
— jennifer.inglis.writes