Because audiophiles are idiots…
(via boingboing.net)
Bias your dielectrics with the Dielectric-Bias ethernet cable from AudioQuest: “When insulation is unbiased, it slows down parts of the signal differently, a big problem for very time-sensitive multi-octave audio.”
They just dropped in price, to just $3,494.75 – with free shipping! What a bargain! Here’s what the manufacturer says about this amazing product:-
“While AudioQuest doesn’t pretend to fully understawnd [sic] this obvious distortion mechanicm [sic], the solution is understood 100%. Use the conductors in the direction which reduces distoration [sic]!”
Clearly reducing the distoration [sic]” , is the key. Which, as I am sure you realise, means that those specially directed wigglyamps will make your digital audio sound infinitely better.
Of course, only specially trained ears with absurdly large bank accounts can hear this subtle difference. Ordinary people can’t be expected “to fully understawnd this obvious distortion mechanicm“, can they?
Just one minor improvement though – I wonder if Mike Morrow would burn them in for me? 😉
I wonder if Mike Morrow would burn them in for me?
I was wondering about that myself.
I wonder how a digital audio signal can be distorted and still be recognized as a digital audio signal at the receiving end….