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"God is in control."
Translation: "I only believe this about overwhelming situations. The rest of the time, I believe things are up to us and I act that way."
Acceptable Response: "Amen." Sometimes followed by an anecdote about some unexplained or coincidental experience that you attribute to God.
Unacceptable Response: "If God's in control, then relax and don't do anything about it! In fact, you don't have to do anything at all ever, right? But that's not right, and people still have to do everything, so what does it mean for God to be in control and why does it matter?"