_The Passion of the Christ_

I don’t care what everyone else says – casting Harvey Keitel as Judas was brilliant.

Brian: You are all individuals!
The Crowd: We are all individuals!
Man in crowd: I’m not.

Judas is the voice of reason? What’s not to like?

Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one’s even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn’t sound like much of a crusade.

Enlightenment, WHOA!