You know you’re a Republican when…

(via Daily Kos)

  • Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
  • Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
  • A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
  • Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
  • The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
  • Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
  • Global warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
  • Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

One thought on “You know you’re a Republican when…”

  1. I think Bush is using 911 to push his right-wing agenda, he is using fear to take our civil freedoms away. He would have never got anything thru if not for Osama Bin Laden.

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