In the name of our Lord Baphomet, I wish you tidings

Now that Joe Biden has won, it is illegal to say the words "Merry Christmas." If you wish to greet someone during the month of December, you must say "In the name of our Lord Baphomet, I wish you tidings."

Violators will be fined.

— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) November 7, 2020