Originalists are like, "Hey what did the guys in wigs who owned, tortured, murdered and raped other human beings think about problems that wouldn't exist for another 150 years?"
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 13, 2020
Just want to point out, for no particular reason, that if "originalists" had their way, there would be no constitutional protection for same-sex marriage in this country. Have a nice day.https://t.co/QSxYZtFem4
— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 13, 2020
When someone says they're a "Constitutional Originalist" remember that originally the Constitution essentially declared only white landowning men were full citizens.
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 13, 2020
I'm an Originalist!
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 13, 2020
Me: So, black people are 3/5 a person?
Uh, no, that's, wait no
Me: Women can't vote, own land, or have a bank account?
no
Me: No amendments including the 2nd?
uh, nooo
Me: Vice president is the election loser?
Wut?
Me: What then?
You know, ORIGINAL!
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