Elf on the Shelf

Your annual holidaytimes PSA:

ELF ON THE SHELF IS A NIGHTMARE OBJECT DESIGNED TO ACQUIESCE YOUR CHILDREN TO AUTHORITARIAN SURVEILLANCE CULTURE

THE ELF IS A NARC

BURN THE ELF pic.twitter.com/Pkj1qWRU8i

— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) December 2, 2018