Mmmm, Parasitic Halibut

Trump floats rolling back food safety regulations:

Donald Trump floated rolling back food safety regulations if he wins the White House in November.

In a fact sheet posted online Thursday, the campaign highlighted a number of “specific regulations to be eliminated” under the GOP nominee’s economic plan, including what they called the “FDA Food Police.”

Donald Trump’s Vegas Steakhouse Shut Down For Health Violations:

Was this the result of some simple oversights or an Obama led plot to get even with Trump?

Not so much, unless you consider some seriously disgusting discoveries such as there being no measures utilized to destroy parasites in undercooked halibut to be a minor violation— or the presence of expired yogurt or month old caviar in the restaurant’s kitchen to have been planted on site by David Axelrod.

And then there was the duck that dated back to June (yuck), two week old tomato sauce (retch), expired peanut dressing, and an improperly functioning freezer—to name but a few of the violations.

The restaurant closure was first reported by KTNV-TV as a part of their ‘Dirty Dining” segment.

Nice.

While the restaurant is now re-opened, I think it only appropriate we begin the “wretcher movement” (I know that this story has me wretching) and demand that that Trump produce a verifiable certificate from the local Health Department proving that unsuspecting gamblers won’t be eating five month old duck or parasitic halibut should they find their way inside the place.

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