(via Eschaton)
- It’ll be so awesome if we elect Rudy Giuliani president, because then we could celebrate 9/11 every day!
- If Rudy is elected president we can mint a special coin worth exactly $9.11. (It’ll double as tokens to his fund raisers, of course.)
- If Rudy is elected president, then every year we can sing 9/11 carols around the 9/11 tree.
- If Rudy is elected president Independence Day will be moved to 9/11. And there will be fireworks!
- If Rudy is elected president we can rename apple pie as “9/11 pie” and apple pie a la mode as “9/11 pie with a side of Iraqi freedom.”