A shitty novel almost nobody has actually read got made into a shitty movie nobody has watched. Part II (which apparently shares no cast from Part I) will be in theaters sometime around October 2012.
See the exclusive trailer here.
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
— kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/03/ephemera-2009-7.html