Greetings, my friends. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
— Criswell (Plan 9 from Outer Space)
Despite what many people say, Plan 9 from Outer Space is not the worst movie ever made.
My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony. Can you prove that it didn’t happen?
— Criswell
RiffTrax – Plan 9 From Outer Space