Tag: pirates
Pirates: Unclear on the Concept
What are the odds?
(worldmaritimenews.com) November 18 2009, Times Live Pirates off Somalia attacked a Danish container ship, already hijacked once, but were scared off by a security contingent aboard. The US-flagged Maersk Alabama came under attack from automatic weapons early on Wednesday morning some 350 nautical miles east off the Somali coast but the security team returned fire, … Continue reading “What are the odds?”
Piracy Attack Map
(from the this post probably belongs here dept.) Check out the Piracy Attack Map.
Pirate Pickup Lines
Since it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day… Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Come on up and see me urchins. Yes, that is a hornpipe in … Continue reading “Pirate Pickup Lines”
Christian Pirate Rap
(from the wrong on so many levels dept.)
We have all these in one video:
- Doughy white guys laboring under the delusion that they are hip
- A creepy ventriloquist dummy
- Cheap Muppet knockoffs
- Total cluelessness about piracy
I not sure who should be more offended: rappers, pirates or Christians.
(more…)Weekly Piracy Report
(from the this post probably belongs here dept.) (via Dark Bilious Vapors) Check out the International Chamber of Commerce’s Weekly Piracy Report.