Tag: Donald Trump
A twice impeached shithole president
Trump is never more visibly bored and disinterested…
Trump is never more visibly bored and disinterested as when he’s required to act like he cares about a single real problem a president should be trying to solve.
– bobschooley
Donald Trump visited a McDonald’s
It was Dukakis in the tank and it’s stupid to pretend otherwise.
– rudepundit
Day of Love
The father of IVF
I don’t blame Trump for lying about being “the father of IVF.” It’s so much better than being the father of Eric and Don Jr.
– borowitzreport
If Trump is president the next time America is hit with a natural disaster…
If Trump is president the next time America is hit with a natural disaster, he will move heaven and earth to get food, water and medical supplies to Putin.
– fconniff
Trump Watches
Harris should get to make shit up
Harris should get to make shit up. Say that “If Trump gets into office, he will shit in your car.” Or “If Trump is elected, he’ll fuck your mom’s face in front of you.”
– rudepundit
That’s what racist assholes do
Republicans in communities with Haitian migrants say they are hard-working, church-going people who are helping to make things better. It would have been the easiest thing in the world for Trump and Vance to embrace this to say, “See? We’re good with legal immigrants.” It might have won them some votes. But they went with hate and division instead of love and unity because that’s what racist assholes do.
– rudepundit
President Vance
Trump won’t make it 4 years. He’s very old, very unhealthy, and in clear mid-stage dementia. We talk about him a lot, but what we SHOULD be having the terrifying talk about is President Vance.
– auntiemameskitchen