Yes – “To Be Alive (Hep Yadda)”:
(more…)Happy Holidays
Christmas is an awfulness that compares favorably with the great London plague and fire of 1665-66. No one escapes the feelings of mortal dejection, inadequacy, frustration, loneliness, guilt and pity. No one escapes feeling used by society, by religion, by friends and relatives, by the utterly artificial responsibilities of extending false greetings, sending banal cards, reciprocating unsolicited gifts, going to dull parties, putting up with acquaintances and family one avoids all the rest of the year…in short, of being brutalized by a “holiday” that has lost virtually all of its original meanings and has become a merchandising ploy for color tv set manufacturers and ravagers of the woodlands.
— Harlan Ellison
RiffTrax – Baby Ghost
Happy Thanksgiving
Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square
- Turkey Sluts
- The Pantsless Pilgrim
- Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
- Jurassic Pork
- Eat This
- Candy and Her Yams
- The Master Baster
- Three Men and a Drumstick
- Stuffing Miss Daisy
- Butterballs
— David Letterman
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”A quick guide pic.twitter.com/gtPE2srMga
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) November 24, 2016
— Jack Handey (more…)
Mmmm, Mail Order Canned turkey
MST3K 00K06 – Gamera vs. Gaos
Trump Guitars
Breaking: The patriotic line was launched as “the only guitar officially endorsed by President Donald J. Trump”, but Gibson says it infringes on its trademarks
UPDATE 11/25: Gibson has confirmed to Guitar World that it has issued a cease and desist order to Trump Guitars owner 16 Creative over the use of its single-cut electric guitar model, “as the design infringes upon Gibson’s exclusive trademarks, particularly the iconic Les Paul body shape.”This is a developing story and we will share a full statement as we have it, but for now here’s everything we do know about the burgeoning Trump Guitars line…
The incoming 47th American President has endorsed a series of guitars – a new official addition to his growing portfolio of merchandise.
Trump Guitars is not thought to be owned directly by the President-elect, but its electric model is being pitched as “the only guitar officially endorsed by President Donald J. Trump”.
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There is also a mention of parts being supplied by “multiple providers” that are “both domestic and international,” so it’s possible the guitars are not made in the USA.
There’s non-zero chance these guitars are made in China.
Last Week Tonight – S2 E5: U.S. Territories, Ferguson & Israel
S2 E5: U.S. Territories, Ferguson & Israel (March 8, 2015)
(more…)MST3K Short 0320 – Posture Pals
“The story you’re about to see is true. No names were changed because no one was innocent.”
(more…)There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!
The usual suspects are out there yelling "There are 23 million government workers! Fire most of them!" No awareness that most work for local governments, and most of *them* are schoolteachers. Federal employment hasn't grown since the 1950s
— Paul Krugman (@pkrugman.bsky.social) November 23, 2024 at 8:06 AM