Month: December 2015

Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys

10. The Hula Noose
    
    
9. Professor Saddam’s Li’l Biological Warfare Kit
   
   
8. Light-Me-On-Fire Elmo
   
   
7. Chutes, Ladders and Open Manhole Covers
   
   
6. Mattel Ass Rocket
   
   
5. Rabid Snoopy
   
   
4. The “Too-Big-For-My-Windpipe” Jigsaw Puzzle
   
   
3. Mr. Potato Head Multiple Outlet Strip
   
   
2. Linda Tripp’s “Let’s Tape Daddy” Portable Recorder
   
   
1. E-Z Bake Open-Flame Oven
   
   

— David Letterman

Then there’s the Johnny Reb Cannon:

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