Friday Random Ten: 2007-07-13


NameArtistAlbumGenre
1. More Than ThisRoxy MusicAvalonAlternative & Punk
2. Leave My Kitten AloneThe BeatlesAnthology 1 [Disc 2]Rock
3. And So Is LoveKate BushThe Red ShoesAlternative & Punk
4. Sound Chaser (Single Edit)YesRelayerRock
5. TreebeardLondon Philharmonic Orchestra & London VoicesThe Lord Of The Rings: The Two TowersSoundtrack
6. Do What You Have To DoSarah McLachlanSurfacingRock
7. ScarredDream TheaterAwakeMetal
8. Cluster OnePink FloydThe Division BellRock
9. Mercy, Mercy, MercyDave WecklBurning For Buddy: A Tribute To The Music Of Buddy RichJazz
10. You Can Be SavedYesTormatoRock

Google Translate – ja|en (leprosy hole)

Here’s what I got from Google Translate when I asked it to translate this page from Japanese to English: Summer vacation concert performance schedule July 22nd (day) 11 o’clock in the morning & 2 o’clock in the afternoon Tokyo opera city concert hole July 26th (the wood) 2 o’clock in the afternoon the Chiba prefecture … Continue reading “Google Translate – ja|en (leprosy hole)”

Useless Crap Nobody Needs to Know

(via Captain Carl’s Daily Blarrrg) Charlie’s Angels were: Sabrina Duncan (1976–79), Kate Jackson Jill Munroe (1976–77, six times later in guest star roles, 3 each in 1978 & 79), Farrah Fawcett-Majors Kelly Garrett (1976–81), Jaclyn Smith Kris Munroe (1977–81), Cheryl Ladd Tiffany Welles (1979–80), Shelley Hack Julie Rogers (1980–81), Tanya Roberts

Friday Random Ten: 2007-07-06


NameArtistAlbumGenre
1. Catholic GirlsFrank ZappaJoe’s Garage (Disc 1)Alternative & Punk
2. Sweet DreamsYesTime And A WordRock
3. Eight Days A Week [False Starts]The BeatlesAnthology 1 [Disc 2]Rock
4. Back To SchoolJon & VangelisThe Friends Of Mr. CairoRock
5. Close To The EdgeYesClose To The EdgeRock
6. The Ability To SwingThomas DolbyAliens Ate My BuickAlternative & Punk
7. Take Five (Album Version)Dave BrubeckDave Brubeck: Time Signatures – A Career RetrospectiveJazz
8. Trial Of TearsDream TheaterFalling Into InfinityMetal
9. This Dying SoulDream TheaterLive At Budokan [Disc 1]Metal
10. I’ve Seen All Good People a. Your Move b. All Good PeopleYesThe Yes AlbumRock

UK National Lottery Online Sweepstakes

Yet another U.K. lottery scam email gets by the spam filters…

From: © 2007 UK LOTTERY BOARD <ccworrn@charter.net>

charter.net? For a lottery in the U.K.? I don’t think so.

Reply-To: Agent03@national-lotterycentral.com

national-lotterycentral.com? Not .uk? WTF?

Date: Sat, 30 Jun 2007 8:26:10 -0700
Subject: ATTN: YOUR EMAIL JUST WON!!!

Ref: XYL /2651040103/07

We happily announce to you the draw (#1194) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Saturday 02 June 2007.

I happily announce to you that you’re full of shit.

Your e-mail address drew the lucky numbers: 01 10 33 35 38 43 34 (Bonus ball)

Please explain to us how an e-mail address draws a lucky number.

which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of Four Hundred And Two Thousand, Eight Hundred And Sixty-Three Pounds Sterling in cash credited to file XYL /2651040103/07.

Whoopty-freakin’-do!

Although tickets were not sold, all participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations and co-operate bodies that are listed online.

Brilliant business plan you have there: Who would have thought you could make money by giving huge cash prizes to randomly selected individuals?

To file for your claim, please contact your fiduciary agent immediately via the email below.

Agents Name: James Keegan
Agent03@national-lotterycentral.com
Cordially,

SIR GEORGE HARRIS Online Coordinator

SIR? ‘Oh, I say, we are grand, aren’t we? Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I’m off to play the grand piano. Pardon me while I coordinate online for the U.K. National Lottery.’

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