Simple Solutions to Common Household Problems

(stolen from Dark Bilious Vapors) Leak stain on ceiling. Cut a piece of plywood into a square. Nail it over the stain. Put a handle on it. Tell everyone it’s the door to your attic. (Not recommended for basement apartments). Ant invasion. In a four-litre pail mix together two litres of water, 500 grams of … Continue reading “Simple Solutions to Common Household Problems”

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

(via email) The Answer is TEN: One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; One to tell the nations of the world that they are either … Continue reading “How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?”

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