Zippy visits the Brown Shoe headquarters in Saint Louis, MO.
Month: October 2005
Standard Disclaimer
(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. May be too intense for some … Continue reading “Standard Disclaimer”
Not the Pie Machine!
‘Wallace and Gromit’ creator’s clay archive is destroyed by fire: Thirty years of toil, including the creation of the premier couple of ” claymation”, Wallace and Gromit, were destroyed in the blaze at the archives of Aardman Animations, Britain’s largest and most successful animation studio. News that the archive building had been destroyed came 30 … Continue reading “Not the Pie Machine!”
We get letters…
Apparently, someone took offense to this post. Here’s a recent email (original formatting preserved, email altered to protect the stupid): Subject: foxnews Date: Sun, 9 Oct 2005 11:41:52 -0400 From: [removed]@webtv.net (Dennis Wiitala) if fox news is always wrong or using THE MEMO to guide their content, why do they use AP reports on their … Continue reading “We get letters…”
Scriptural Biology Lab
Oh No! I ate something featured in “Steve, Don’t Eat It!”
(from the too much soju will make you do strange things dept.) (via Dark Bilious Vapors) Steve, Don’t Eat It! – Silkworm Pupas: “High Protein – Great side dish when drinking alcohol.” I imagine this came from the silkworm marketing team when faced with the nagging question “Who the fuck’s gonna eat this?!” The answer: … Continue reading “Oh No! I ate something featured in “Steve, Don’t Eat It!””