(stolen from William Gibson) How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it … Continue reading “Bush Light Bulb Joke”
Category: Politics
2004 Presidential Electoral College Predictions
Check out 2004 Presidential Electoral College Predictions. I haven’t taken the time to evaluate the methodology, but I like the results!
Scare Tactics
Instead of articulating a vision or a positive agenda for the future, the senator is relying on a litany of complaints and old style scare tactics. — George W. Bush, October 19, 2004 I suppose the Bush campaign would never resort to using scare tactics… The biggest threat we face now as a nation is … Continue reading “Scare Tactics”
“Protect Our Civil Liberties” is an anti-Bush phrase
(via Bend.com) Responding to the number of examples of American voters being turned away, or removed from George W. Bush’s visits to their cities and states, Democratic National Committee Chairman Terry McAuliffe hosted a national conference call with Oregon teachers who were kicked out of an Oct. 14 Medford Bush rally for wearing T-shirts saying, … Continue reading ““Protect Our Civil Liberties” is an anti-Bush phrase”
Proud Member of the Reality-Based Community
Without a Doubt (soul stealing registration required): In the summer of 2002, after I had written an article in Esquire that the White House didn’t like about Bush’s former communications director, Karen Hughes, I had a meeting with a senior adviser to Bush. He expressed the White House’s displeasure, and then he told me something … Continue reading “Proud Member of the Reality-Based Community”
Quip of the Day
From a comment @ Eschaton. The very thought of O’Reilly talking dirty makes me want to lose my appetite forever and leave my brain soaking in Clorox for about 100 years… — renato
Bush can go Cheney himself
Here’s part of what Bush would say to a person who had lost his job to someone overseas: And so the person you talked to, I say, here’s some help, here’s some trade adjustment assistance money for you to go a community college in your neighborhood, a community college which is providing the skills necessary … Continue reading “Bush can go Cheney himself”
Ex-a-gger-ations?
Gosh, I just don’t think I ever said I’m not worried about Osama bin Laden. It’s kind of one of those ex-a-gger-ations. — George W. Bush (October 13, 2004) Check out these clips: Windows Media (via Eschaton) Quick Time (via onegoodmove) democrats.org
Looking for information about a third world on the internets?
“I have a plan to increase wetlands by three million.” — George W. Bush (October 8, 2004) 3,000,000 what? acres? square miles? square furlongs? pyong??? Sheeeesh!
Republican Jesus
(via Jesus’ General) Blessed are the resolute for they shall not be held accountable for the deaths caused by their incompetence.