(from the Daily Show) Looks like Bush disasters are happening in alphabetical order and we’re only up to K!
Category: Politics
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
(via email) The Answer is TEN: One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; One to tell the nations of the world that they are either … Continue reading “How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?”
Radical cleric Pat Robertson issuse a fatwa against Hugo Chavez
(from the this sort of thing makes the baby Jesus cry dept.) Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuela’s president: You know, I don’t know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It’s a whole lot … Continue reading “Radical cleric Pat Robertson issuse a fatwa against Hugo Chavez”
Conservative Blogger Lexicon
(via Eschaton) Update your dictionaries! rac·ism n. Disagreeing with or disliking Michelle Malkin sex·ism n. Disagreeing with or disliking Michelle Malkin ho·mo·pho·bi·a n. 1. Making fun of Jeff Gannon 2. Making fun of The Claremont Institute’s John Hindraker’s gay-porny nom de keyboard 3. Disagreeing with Andrew Sullivan when Andrew Sullivan is agreeing with Bush an·ti-Sem·i·tism … Continue reading “Conservative Blogger Lexicon”
God is a waffler
NEW RULE: God is a waffler. Pat Robertson said God told him that Iraq would be a bloody disaster. But the same God told George Bush it wouldn’t, which so surprised Robertson, he almost dropped the pennies he was stealing off a dead woman’s eyes. But why is God talking out of two sides of … Continue reading “God is a waffler”
More Idiocy from Rush Limbaugh
(via Eschaton) Our “favorite” drug addict calls Paul Hackett (a Marine Reservist) a “Civilian affairs staff puke!” And… Limbaugh on Hackett: “a liberal Democrat” who served in Iraq “to pad the resumé”: Nationally syndicated radio host Rush Limbaugh repeatedly referred to Iraq war veteran and Democratic congressional candidate Paul Hackett as “another liberal Democrat trying … Continue reading “More Idiocy from Rush Limbaugh”
War on Christianity
…the long war on Christianity in America continues today on the floor of the House of Representatives and continues unabated with aid and comfort to those who would eradicate any vestige of our Christian heritage being supplied by the usual suspects, the Democrats. — Rep. John Hostettler (R-IN) Yes, the long war on Christianity. I … Continue reading “War on Christianity”
Bill Gates warns against reliance on outsourcing
(via Computerworld) Companies should not outsource their core business functions and staff, Microsoft chairman and chief software architect Bill Gates told a group of Japan’s top businessmen today. Gates, who was speaking at the Nippon Keidanren (Japan Business Federation), Japan’s biggest and most influential business group, urged IT companies to beware of outsourcing too much … Continue reading “Bill Gates warns against reliance on outsourcing”
Dr. Evil strikes again
Dr. Evil Bill Frist’s “diagnosis” — after reviewing tape of Terri Schiavo: She certainly seems to respond to visual stimuli. Ummmm, she was blind.
You know you’re a Republican when…
(via Daily Kos) Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, … Continue reading “You know you’re a Republican when…”