Why not Ralph Wiggum?
Category: Politics
Feel the Joementum
Conservative Obsession with Homosexuality
(via Eschaton) Conservapedia statistics (as of November 21, 2007) Most viewed pages Main Page [1,902,080] Homosexuality [1,537,191] Homosexuality and Hepatitis [516,570] Homosexuality and Promiscuity [419,956] Homosexuality and Parasites [387,844] Homosexuality and Domestic Violence [348,775] Gay Bowel Syndrome [340,287] Homosexuality and Gonorrhea [330,926] Homosexuality and Mental Health [274,393] Homosexuality and Syphilis [264,870] (more…)
Disturbing Imagery: Befuddled Ex-President Edition
Mike Huckabee: Liar or Idiot
(via Eschaton) 1 out of 56 equals ‘most’? No, it doesn’t (from Talking Points Memo | Mostest) During the Republican debate, Mike Huckabee said he believes one of the defining issues facing the country is the sanctity of human life. Arguing that the issue is of historical importance, he invoked the Declaration of Independence’s rights … Continue reading “Mike Huckabee: Liar or Idiot”
Ann Coulter gets Hacked
(via email)
An Open Letter to Readers (link may not work)
October 15, 2007
Dear Readers,
I’ve been participating in a charade for nearly eleven years, now. Quite frankly, I’m sick of it. You have all been a part of a sick joke that I began considering shortly after first getting on the air. At first, it was quite interesting to see how people would react when I would use twisted logic and poorly masked bigotry.But eleven years is a long time to be living a fake life, and I can no longer tolerate this falsity. Even someone as fake as I tires out eventually.
Here’s the truth, I don’t care what people believe. Jews don’t need to be “made perfect” as I so arrogantly proclaimed to Editor & Publisher not a half week ago. I don’t even care if people are Muslim. Granted, I don’t know much about the religion or the people, but they are people. This is something that we cannot forget, they are in an abhorrent situation. These people are in need of education. Perhaps if we did not participate in causing them misery, they would not hate us so.
In fact, does it really matter whether we are Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, or even Pagan? We are one nation. One. We should not let petty differences separate us, we are all American, and should act in that manner.
And with that, my precious viewers, I bid you adieu. My career as a media figurehead is over.
Signed,
Ann CoulterP.S. – Oh, and Bill O’Reilly is also just acting.
After disappearing for a while, the above message reappeared with the following at the end:
Haha, did it again. Oh, those silly web admins…they just embarrass themselves.
(Admins, check for an e-mail address in the CMS. Find it. I know you will.)
<Nelson Muntz>
HA-HA!
</Nelson Muntz>
Nexus of Assholery
(via War Room) Meanwhile, Fox’s Bill O’Reilly says he hopes to have Limbaugh on his show tonight to help him fight back against Media Matters and other “far-left media assassins” pushing the “phony soldiers” story. “We need to go on the counterattack to knock these people out,” he said. Nexus of Assholery: Rush Limbaugh and … Continue reading “Nexus of Assholery”
Wankery Feedback Loop
(via Eschaton) Rush Limbaugh edits news clip, and then John Gibson uses edited news clip to “prove” that Media Matters edited the clip. I’m coining the phrase “Wankery Feedback Loop” to describe these kinds of shenanigans.
If we elect Rudy Giuliani president…
(via Eschaton) It’ll be so awesome if we elect Rudy Giuliani president, because then we could celebrate 9/11 every day! If Rudy is elected president we can mint a special coin worth exactly $9.11. (It’ll double as tokens to his fund raisers, of course.) If Rudy is elected president, then every year we can sing … Continue reading “If we elect Rudy Giuliani president…”
Is he still surprised? (2007)
A year from now I’d be surprised if there’s not some grand square in Baghdad that is named after President Bush. — Richard Perle (September 22, 2003) (more…)