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Basically, first-term president Bush, you invaded to remove the threat of Saddam Hussein. And you, current president Bush, are there to battle the threat created by the lack of Saddam Hussein.
— Jon Stewart
Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
How John Derbyshire sees himself (via Rising Hegemon):
(more…)(via Pharyngula) HOUSE BILL NO. 213 INTRODUCED BY REPRESENTATIVES CUNNINGHAM (86) (Sponsor) AND RUESTMAN (Co-sponsor). … (1) The report required in this subsection shall address the specific measures taken by the institution to ensure and promote intellectual diversity and academic freedom. The report may include steps taken by the institution to: (a) Conduct a study … Continue reading “Missouri Republicans. I hate Missouri Republicans.”
(via This Modern World) <Nelson Muntz> HA-HA! </Nelson Muntz>
(via Media Matters for America) On the March 8 edition of CNN Headline News' Glenn Beck, Rev. Jerry Falwell baselessly suggested that 18-year-old Sulejman Talovic, who shot nine people at a Salt Lake City mall in February, was a “radical Islamic terrorist,” before adding, “[b]ut the press never mentions that — most of the press … Continue reading “Radical Cleric Jerry Falwell says something stupid and Glenn Beck is an idiot”
(via washingtonpost.com) Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) got the crowd cheering early in the day. “I have been called — my kids are all aware of this — dumb, crazy man, science abuser, Holocaust denier, villain of the month, hate-filled, warmonger, Neanderthal, Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun,” he announced. “And I can just tell you … Continue reading “Which titles?”
Bill O’Reilly is completely fucking insane In other news: Water is wet The Pope is Catholic Bears shit in the woods
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This just in — Based on the previews, Fox’s new rip off of The Daily Show has about the same level of insight and humor one would expect to find in a typical Mallard Fillmore comic. Check out the awfulness (with obviously canned laughter) known as The 1/2 Hour News Hour (the title isn’t even original):
I originally heard this example of insanity from Bill O’Reilly on a local radio show yesterday. Check out: O’Reilly: Abducted child “liked … his circumstances,” had “a lot more fun” than usual (via Eschaton)