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Since it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day… Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? Come on up and see me urchins. Yes, that is a hornpipe in … Continue reading “Pirate Pickup Lines”
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(via email) THE BE ATTITUDES by the Christian Coalition Roberta Combs, President Blessed are the rich, for the fruits of their non-labor shall trickle down to the poor. Blessed are the unforgiving, for they shall never let innocence get in the way of punishment. Blessed are the censors, for by deciding what we can see … Continue reading “Blessed are…”
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(via email) Q: How many Microsoft tech support people dies it take to change a light bulb? A: Four: One to ask “What is the registration number of the light bulb? ” One to ask “Have you tried rebooting it? ” Another to ask “Have you tried reinstalling it? ” And the last one to … Continue reading “Microsoft Light Bulb Jokes”